A stranger asked me to write degrading words on my body , so i did just that . I can only imagine how much authority my master will have on me . ( still haven’t found my master )
Condom Fairy—me, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?
