To be honest, I am just as surprised as you are that his balls still work. Not sure his swimmers still swim... but they still cum out to see me when I allow it.
My sister suddenly backhanded me in the nuts when we passed each other in the hallway. I was bent over groaning wondering what made her do that, she just laughed at me 😒
After the accident he was in, while cheating on his girlfriend, landed him in an (almost) full body cast…his girlfriend rushed to the hospital to “take care of him”.