My wife found out our babysitter took money from our dresser. Sarah is paying us back for everything she took by become our house slut for a month. My wife is having more fun than I am with her.
The Island has a law stating gynecology visits may not be conducting in private. Everyone at my doctors in the waiting room can see through the glass wall.
Found an AirBnB in the middle of the city for a great price. The only catch was 'no baggage allowed'. This meant my 3 week stay on the Island was spent nude, both in the Airbnb and sightseeing.