He came home from a business trip today very horny with aspirations of having lots of sex with me. Now heโs caged and bound, waiting for me to decide on the number of weeks he will be caged ๐
Condom Fairyโme, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?