My wife was late coming home from a bachelor party she was bartending at. One of the men used her phone to tell me, “ she’s asleep, sorry man we dressed her as best as we couldâ€. I found her like this…
Your wife had been treated like a piece of meat by a group of men. She said it was the best day of her life. And you thought it was the best day of yours, too. [OC]