On my way back from work a blonde woman came up to me and excitedly offered me a free mask, and I accepted. Big mistake. Now, I can only move my eyes as she makes me do weird erotic dances with her. She keeps talking about how I'm her "new girlfriend"
Your pet no longer has any concept of time. No idea how long she's been staring at the pretty spiral. No clue when you carefully removed her clothes. Just vacant and drooly for Master.