Commander, you're such a pervert, getting hard now of all times, do I really have to make you nut so we don't loose our cover? (M4A1, Girl's Frontline, Cute Cinnamon Roll)
Avast! In accordance wit' the international holiday o' Talk Like a Pirate Day, thar be piratical anointment fer this fine weekend! Post some pirate girls an' tharr bountiful, treasured chests!