Do you prefer to defer, or do you want the ball[s] now? I like being in charge, but you could be the "head" coach and make sure we each get in plenty of practice – I think two-a-days would be the bare (M)inimum
"If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked" – George Carlin, on a form of hypocrisy that's particularly relevant this week (M)
A lot of common words, like Jacuzzi, dumpster, and Styrofoam, are or were trademarked names but have largely been "genericized". (M)aybe this picture will get you hot like kerosene