She asked me what I would do if she turned up in a belt. I told her I would lock the key in my safe and torture her for three days straight. So I did. [OC]
Playing long-distance keyholder with her tomorrow. Her sentence is 24 hours, but I've given her ways that she can that time shortened. Here's a pic she sent me of her keys getting frozen in a block of ice. Tomorrow will be so fun...