“Did you hear about the mathematician who was terrified of negative numbers?…He would stop at nothing to avoid them…” Where all my math nerds at? This one is (f)or you 🤓😏… I know it’s hump day y’all but… I got my nails done and want
“What’s pink and slippery?…pink slippers”…you pervs 😏…We are keeping it HELLA CASUAL this Saturday…but I (f)elt like my nipples matched the aesthetic 💕💞💗…also im stoned 😬…keep it chill y’all 🤓