*intercom buzzes* "YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED RANDOMLY TO PARTICIPATE IN OUR REPROGRAMMING RESEARCH. DO NOT RESIST. DO NOT PANIC. DO NOT THINK. JUST RELAX AND HAVE FUN" (4headboiii, dms open)
Come in my shop adventurer, I have some magical gear for you! For our Hero it is free of course! [Artist Tortuga, don't know about a character or series]