Be a dear, and fetch me my handbag? Oh, and hang the Do Not Disturb on the door for me? It's nothing, I just don't want interruptions in our...I mean...my suite.
All moms receive a complimentary apron when moving into MILF Estates. HOA rules๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ (and poolboys shall be shirtless at all times, again, rules)