I'm practically an ass virgin and am feeling quite stretched this morning. Mad props to you ladies who reach 30!! How do you get them to stay put? And not shoot out of you like arrows?
Apparently the human anus can stretch up to 5 inches in diameter (2.5 inches radius). A sharpie marker is roughly 11mm in diameter (.433 inches). Math shows we’re a long way from the max record!
![Oh no! It’s falling out! Stick it back in plz [oc]](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/oh-no-its-falling-out-stick-it-back-in-plz-oc-Iw3evcphRy/oh-no-its-falling-out-stick-it-back-in-plz-oc-thumb.webp)
![Give this ass a little love. Day 4. Stay tuned for more! [OC]](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/give-this-ass-a-little-love-day-4-stay-tuned-for-0BZUsktGsv/give-this-ass-a-little-love-day-4-stay-tuned-for-thumb.webp)
![made it up to 6 sharpies [self]](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/made-it-up-to-6-sharpies-self-Ox6LH3d8lA/made-it-up-to-6-sharpies-self-thumb.webp)