Can it move from timeout now, Sir? It knows not to wear more than socks and sneakers anymore even in front of neighbors. Even going to the store. Please Sir? Please Sir? 48 in Missouri.
Condom Fairy—me, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?