Your kind wholesome Christian mom of course had no idea what the symbol on the bikini you gifted to her meant. She was just so happy you gave her a present for your mother-son vacation to Jamaica.
My boyfriend got you fired from your job for always picking on him...he's finally at work happy for once texting me laughing..I just sent him this pic...but then I hear a knock on the door and you are standing there....(dm me)