I moved into this apartment because it had a private bath off the bedroom. Once I moved in though my roommates removed both the bedroom door and the bathroom door.
My little sister invited her friends over to watch the Bachelorette the other day. House rules are if a lady in the house wants control of the TV, she must please whoever has the remote. It took a couple hours, but I was finally satisfied.
I travel with the basketball team to help keep the moral up. You'll normally catch me on the sidelines sucking the players sweaty cocks throughout the games.