Hotel showers are pretty fucking lush! Although I didn't expect a shower curtain I hate them horrible bloody things always getting up in your business when you're just trying to shower. Can we once and for all just abolish these awful things and just h
“I took a baking class…the final was a ‘piece of cake’…†😬… I can actually hear all of your collective groans from here ðŸ˜â€¦ it fuels my desire to never stop torturing y’all with dad jokes 🤓😈
Good Morning Lovelies 😘 a week today and I get to stay in a hotel and I don't know about yous but I get incredibly horny for hotels! Super psyched for it. Hope your weeks round off nicely ☺ï¸
ðŸ¬, 🦶 and 👠for breakfast? Afterwards I’m going to ride your face until you suffocate…or would you rather pull my hair, 👋 my 👠and🤰ðŸ»me? 🇵🇦