You know, I still think of that collection of silicone when I read this. You don't need a perfect lover when you have many to love. (Hug your collection and whisper in their ears[and other orifices] your sweet endearments)
Got two new large toys from black friday! Thank god they updated the servers, I don't miss waiting 5 hours to put something in my cart! Content suggestions welcome (✿^‿^)