Dared by hubby to wear this to his buddy's annual Halloween Party. Other than a lot of sideways looks, no one was offended. And the guys voted me sexiest costume! Now I plan on dressing even sexier next year. 😋😉 (F)59
When your doctor says your tummy ache is probably a result of an “imbalanced diet” and you think to yourself “should I tell him that I’ve mostly consumed Diet Coke and Cum 5 days a week for almost two years?”