I am too weak and stupid to be trusted with making decisions. That's why I need someone to take away these keys and make me a good, mindless, obedient boy for them.
Your girlfriends always talk about how jealous they are of how sweet your bf is to you. You show them a pic of him in grey sweats and they swoon and imagine what he does to you… you giggle and wonder if you should show them your OTHER pics of him. 🙈