It is really unfortunate that this bra insists on pushing its way out as soon as I get in the car. It makes stoplights really awkward. (F, 40, married, 2 kiddos, even my bra wants to escape quarantine.)
Just checking my lipstick before my Pilates zoom class. Is there a smudge? (F, 40, married, prays that her 2 kids stay irl school, sick of zoom classes so wear as mask for fuck’s sake so I can show you cleavage in public again.)