It is really unfortunate that this bra insists on pushing its way out as soon as I get in the car. It makes stoplights really awkward. (F, 40, married, 2 kiddos, even my bra wants to escape quarantine.)
I really hate coming up with captions so any suggestions are welcome but know that if you say “smash or pass? ” or “want to cum on my tits?”, you will be dead to me 😂