The tight purple ropes should be enough to keep me in line, but you're always free to take control of that little handle bulging out if you need more control
Condom Fairy—me, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?
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