Awww, you really thought you could hold up to me? That's so cute! Sadly your girlfriend likes me more. If you be a good slut and worship me I can make you feel just as good as her. (gins)
What the fuck are you looking at? You're the one who told me to get comfy, and these pants are tight as fuck. What, you didn't know I had a dick? (Sulcate)