The text I got from my wife’s BFF. She told me he hit on her but I never thought I would see the day that she let him fuck her, I guess this is going to be a more frequent thing.
There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat