Today is the fifth year I have spent in The Matriarchy prison. 195 years to go.. I don't think I'm going to make it, and I beg the Queen for an appeal. Please release me!
Great... The Queen has returned and is making another large scale mess that I need to clean up. I forsee lots of late nights at the office over this one...
One of my new friends taught me how to use a strap-on today! It was adorable the look in my piggy's eyes when we entered the room. It's so cute when you can watch the gears move in their little minds. After tonight he is going to know exactly how it fe
I just caught another runaway who thought he could meet up with a male resistance group in the mountains near Riverbed. We are going to have a LONG interrogation to make this piggy squeal.