Oh officer, I turned my back on you and put my hands on the wall as you asked. But is it right that you take off my leggings and try to get a closer look at me? 😯
You receive a message and pic: “Hi, I’m the guy that just picked up the lamp on marketplace. This is a long shot but I see you live alone, and I’d like to come back over and dress for you and have you in my throat†you respond….
