Posting this on my alt for obvious reasons but I can't believe I got my irl ass in game. No idea how I'll write this off from a lore perspective but fuck it, the ideas are too fun to pass up.
The Dovahkiin shamelessly fucking Cuckberth's wife in their own store. "I just can't be filled with that size on my own. Have it your way. I'll take your cock, but don't expect a miracle" Adrianne Avenicci, an hour before meeting the Dragonborn.