I lost a bet and now my friend gets my wife as his fir the rest of the month. She just arrived at his and probably had not even unpacked before this happened
There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
