Went to the doctor as recommended by everyone in this post. Some people wanted an update so for anyone wondering, they are just cysts and harmless. Check your balls guys.
Forbidden pop - looks like I came in contact with giant hogweed while clearing the garden (wound dressing to shade from uv and catch fluids when it pops as a learning from the other leg)
Stepped on a toothpick in December, urgent care got as much of it out as they could. This finally popped yesterday while I was checking on the "healed" puncture site. Sweet relief.