At the office I made a bet with a guy saying that I could out sell him. The bet was that if I won He paid for weeks vacation in Hawaii for me and my wife. And if I lost he got to fuck my wife. I lost. I knew that I would not be able to convince her so I
I know now. I will never be able to live up to what my wife experienced on her weekend trip, they are bigger, thicker, stronger and last way way longer. I’m weak and pathetic.
My wife was on what I thought was a girls only vacation this weekend while I was left alone with our newborn baby. I should have known when the other husbands “had plans†but did not include me…