There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
My wife was on what I thought was a girls only vacation this weekend while I was left alone with our newborn baby. I should have known when the other husbands “had plans†but did not include me…
