Poppers, beware! Had an ingrown hair on my coochie and apparently I squeezed too hard. Bruised, hurts to walk, extremely irritating. Be nice to your bodies, friends. NSFW even though you can’t see much.
TL;DR - a formerly benign cyst went haywire when my immune system ramped up to fight covid. Had it lanced, then I was allergic to the antibacterial infused bandaids I bought to cover it. I'm in hell.