There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
Just got this from my wife’s boss Matt. Apparently she is going to get used today at the office. He said I better be ready to pick her up because she will be so exhausted by the end of the day. And as he said “bring a change of clothes for her”
