I invited my friend my boat this weekend. He and my wife don't really get along. I was having a nap when I heard something on deck and I thought that they were having a fight but I was glad to see that I was wrong
I got stuck at home last weekend when my wife got invited as the third wheel to a wedding in Colorado this past weekend. I had to say home and watch the other couples kids. And looks like I might be a dad again.
