*My friends accidentally saw a photo of my ass on my phone Friends: Boy, whose ass is this? It would feel awesome to fuck that big ass. Me: Yeah, it would feel awesome if my fat butt got fucked. Friends: What!? Me: What?
Travel fantasy: “hey sorry to bother you. I was the guy on the plane next to you we exchanged numbers to grab a beer while in town. Anyway I like to crossdress and wanted to see if you’d like to come to my hotel.” What do you do:
