I called my wife's best friend a slut. She vowed to get revenge on me by ruining my marriage. But she doesn't know that my ultimate fantasy is for my wife to fuck other men
The next morning she told me that they got to the hotel and they "took" her to bed that was when I asked "Don't you mean put you to bed?" That was when she "No I don't"
POV: your buddy's going through a breakup. Your gf convinces you to let him take her on a date to build back his confidence. This is the snapchat your girl sends you at 3 in the morning.