Shy wifey slept in the middle and snuck her butt over to my friend after a night of partying. He quietly pulled her shorts down and felt her arch back. He slid it in and acted like pulled out to nut on a shirt...think she felt it and knew?
He buys me new nails, lash extensions, pedis, salon visits, furniture. But he can't afford to take you out to dinner. You dumb bitch doesn't even realize he already has cake.