I know, you always dreamed about giving me a bath, beta: washing my back, worshipping my feet... But... It's just your dreams. In reality, all that you can receive from me is some pixelated pics and my sadistic grin ;)
You wish I would say I love you, but instead you have the pleasure of being told to fuck off by me. The only time you are useful to me is when you open your wallet and you haven't even done that for me yet today, have you??
