Condom Fairy—me, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?
Mistress said whatever someone says they'd do to me on here, she's going to try out on me, and I have to take it (no needles, blood play, breath play, or anything risky). This is punishment for coming during our last meeting