Imagine this. You receive a text from my wife and she tells you to come over to the house and help her plan a surprise party for me. You show up and she sends another text that says come to the back of the house. You open the door to our room and she is
My wife was invited to a fraternity Halloween party. Her costume was just body paint. I saw her walk into a bedroom with four frat boys. This is the last thing I heard her say…