Your first trip to Vegas when you were 24. After gambling all night, you started to play poker against a group of older people. This dudes wife was 44 and after losing a hand to you, you were going ‘all-in’ on her that entire night afterwards. Vegas
I excused myself to the restroom when you left to carve the turkey. I wasn’t expecting your wife to follow me but she insisted we both have dessert before dinner. Thanks for inviting me for thxgiving;)