And so it was said that whosoever could putteth his cock into her mouth through the Spider Gag of Doom, would become king of all the Britons. And soon Britain had many, many, many kings.
Sir got me an ergonomic chair to help my posture. But that didn't seem to do the trick so he stuck an anal hook up my ass and tied it to my collar with a strong elastic band. Now this is how I work... (As his secretary.)