You come over one day to my house and walk back to my room to find my wife like this, bent over waiting for me blindfolded. She says, "Babe I'm so glad you're home, I need your cock inside me right now!" What do you do to my innocent slutty wife?
Me: I came home early yesterday and caught my wife fucking some dude in my shower! Look at this pix… Best Friend: Dude what did you do? Me: Well I did the only thing I could do, right there, right then…