Sir keeps track of how often I enter his library. He knows I love to read and he uses it against me, for every book I read sir rents me out to the government for 2 months at a time.
Olivia forgot to mention to her friend that in this household, a large object MUST be present in a females ass at all times. In addition, removal of an object MUST be approved by a male in the house.
My little sister invited her friends over to watch the Bachelorette the other day. House rules are if a lady in the house wants control of the TV, she must please whoever has the remote. It took a couple hours, but I was finally satisfied.
