Sir keeps track of how often I enter his library. He knows I love to read and he uses it against me, for every book I read sir rents me out to the government for 2 months at a time.
My little sister invited her friends over to watch the Bachelorette the other day. House rules are if a lady in the house wants control of the TV, she must please whoever has the remote. It took a couple hours, but I was finally satisfied.
Found an AirBnB in the middle of the city for a great price. The only catch was 'no baggage allowed'. This meant my 3 week stay on the Island was spent nude, both in the Airbnb and sightseeing.