I’m so tight, I might need your help to get my Rosebud. But once you pull it out nice and slow, I’ll be ready for you to put something else in me xoxo!
Apparently the human anus can stretch up to 5 inches in diameter (2.5 inches radius). A sharpie marker is roughly 11mm in diameter (.433 inches). Math shows we’re a long way from the max record!
![Sometimes when I get bored at work, I find sharpies to put in my ass [F]](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/sometimes-when-i-get-bored-at-work-i-find-W4ovFPUzm1/sometimes-when-i-get-bored-at-work-i-find.webp "Sometimes when I get bored at work, I find sharpies to put in my ass [F]")
![first butt sharpie, just one for fun [oc]](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/first-butt-sharpie-just-one-for-fun-oc-cb1GznLifd/first-butt-sharpie-just-one-for-fun-oc-thumb.webp)
![Green [oc]](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/green-oc-PrcPZl5eT8/green-oc-thumb.webp)
![Back for more! Day 2 [OC]](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/back-for-more-day-2-oc-cpNK2Xt7Gw/back-for-more-day-2-oc-thumb.webp)
![I went home and tried again, made it to 12 [oc]](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/i-went-home-and-tried-again-made-it-to-12-oc-gJrUlPCrR6/i-went-home-and-tried-again-made-it-to-12-oc-thumb.webp)
![First time, first post! [OC]](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/first-time-first-post-oc-VSrX2WlI5d/first-time-first-post-oc-thumb.webp)
![[OC] I think I can fit some more! 😈](https://cdn3.nude-pics.org/oc-i-think-i-can-fit-some-more-a3DfeQBiGq/oc-i-think-i-can-fit-some-more-thumb.webp)
