Snapped my base ring and everything that's attached to it while trying to dry it. Almost actually cried. Some medical tape will have to do until I can buy a new one.
I have the best mistress because she keeps me locked up 24/7 no matter how much I complain. She is the sexiest woman alive and gives me attention I don’t deserve.
You don't want a "Home Alone" situation! So you make sure lights and gas are turned off. The faggot is plugged and locked. Now you can leave the house, with no worries. 😉