Condom Fairy—me, 10yrs ago, handing out free condoms to every man I saw at my first-weekend-of-college festival. Would *you* have used a condom on the Condom F*ggot, Sir?
My fiancé just told me her Bull is coming to town next weekend which is my birthday. And it’s the beginning of Locktober. It’s going to be a rough month for me