Tim in Finance is getting married. All the guys invited me to a party for him. I asked about spouses and they said it would be pretty dull so I should just come alone.
When your doctor says your tummy ache is probably a result of an “imbalanced diet” and you think to yourself “should I tell him that I’ve mostly consumed Diet Coke and Cum 5 days a week for almost two years?”
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