My little sister invited her friends over to watch the Bachelorette the other day. House rules are if a lady in the house wants control of the TV, she must please whoever has the remote. It took a couple hours, but I was finally satisfied.
My wife found out our babysitter took money from our dresser. Sarah is paying us back for everything she took by become our house slut for a month. My wife is having more fun than I am with her.
The uniform for my new housekeeping job can make it a bit hard to do my job properly. Sometimes I suspect that might be on purpose just so my boss can punish me more often.
Anytime we have guests in the house my little sister is forced to sit on top of the kitchen island. Even if the guys are watching sports in another room, she is to stay up until all guest leave.