A fatty lipoma formed in my labia. Doctors thought it was a bartholian cyst before I had an ultrasound and a bunch of different people look at it. Sharing in case anyone else has/had this annoying thing. Very rare placement, apparently. Surgeory to come!
I can still see some skin without a ridiculous large and badly edited blackhead/pore/pimple - far from realistic thumbnail of a YouTube video. All their thumbnails look like this
Update: it started draining about an hour before going to Urgent Care and the doctor squeezed a bit and gave me an oral antibiotic prescription. I'm sorry I didnt record it. Also here's another hat for you cornballs.